| Morphsuits – All you need to know |
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| Can you re-use them? |
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Our record is 22,416 uses before we had to get a new one. Well ok, maybe not but Morphsuits are pretty hard wearing and what’s best is, that unlike most other fancy dress, there aren’t lots of different pieces to lose, so you should get plenty of wear out of your Morphsuit. If you do happen to spill something on it just chuck it in the washing machine (Except if it is a flag suit as the colours can run. In this case please just sponge off any marks with soap and water) |
| Do you have to be a gym buff to wear one? |
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Absolutely not! Morphsuits are just about fun, not about looking good. Boys or girls, tall, short or even if there is a little more of you to love we have a Morphsuit for you! Plus with the hood, if you do feel like keeping your identity a mystery – like a super-hero – then there is no need to reveal yourself! |
| How do I return a suit? |
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We try very hard to make sure that all our customers are 100% happy with their suits but sometimes we get it wrong. If you need to return your suit then please use the contact us form on the site that you bought the suit from. Select ‘Returns’ and you will get an auto reply that tells you where to send your suit and the information you need to include to ensure that you get a swift refund or replacement. |
| How do I wash my suit? |
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If it is a plain coloured suit then just put it in the washing machine with the temperature set to cold. We would recommend that you put it in the machine on it’s own as the colours can run and we wouldn’t want all your clothes to be morph coloured. If it is a flag suit then please just sponge off marks so that the colours don’t run into each other. This would make your suit look bad! |
| How do you do a Pee? |
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Nobody has yet managed to achieve this through the suit and maintain their dignity. As Morphs are very dignified we recommend that you Unzip, get it done and be on your way. All over in seconds. Many people have asked this question but nobody has ever been disappointed. |
| I live abroad – can I buy one? |
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No problem. We started in the UK but we don’t want to limit the fun so if you live further a field go ahead and place an order. We have bases in the UK, Europe, North America , Australasia and even South America. Just go to www.morphsuits.com and choose your country or the ‘Rest of the World’ option. Let no one say morphs are racialist, nationalist or sexualist – in fact we want to see who can take their Morphsuit furthest a field! |
| I want a design that you don’t sell. |
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We are constantly adding new suits to our range but we can’t ever have everything that your wonderful imaginations come up with. If we don’t have a suit that you want you have 2 options. Number 1: Buy a suit in the colour you need and then take it along to a T shirt printing shop with a Jpeg of what you would like printed on it. A good shop can make these look great on a Morphsuit. Number 2: Let us know what you want on www.facebook.com/morphsuits we keep a close eye on what people are asking for and if enough people ask you can be sure that we will make it. |
| What do I wear on my feet? |
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In a word, shoes. It doesn’t matter if they are flip flops, Hiking boots or clogs but you need something. The suits are only lycra so aren’t good at stopping glass, thorns or stones from going into your feet. Shoes also provide somewhere handy to keep your keys or cash. For the complete look you can now buy matching shoe covers from www.morphsuits.com |
| What happens when I order & delivery? |
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While we prefer answering questions on how to have fun in your Morphsuit we also felt we should cover some of the boring stuff as well. So, after you order you will get an Order confirmation email. After that we will check that the money has arrived from your card provider or Paypal. If all that is fine, you will get a confirmation of shipping by the end of the next working day. If you chose a shipping option that has a tracking number then this will be in that email, allowing you to follow your suit every step of the way.
If you thought you did pay and didn’t get your shipping confirmation email, firstly please check your junk mail in case it has gone there. If there is nothing there then please use the contact us form on the site you have ordered to check the status of your order. Remember to include your name, email address and order number in this note so that our customer service morphs can get straight back to you. |
| What size do I need? |
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The sizing chart (link this to the sizing chart) on the front page of this website shows you the what size you should choose. It is based on height but please remember that weight matters a bit too. For example if you are the height for an XL but are very thin potential morph then you might want to choose a Large. In the same way, if you are an XL height but enjoy a few extra pies or lift enough weights to be like Mr. Schwarzenegger then you should choose an XXL. |
| Can you unzip the suit yourself? |
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Morphsuits cover the whole of your body. And we really mean whole: hands, face and feet. However, our suits are specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit. So if you are heading to a party on your own, you can zip-up yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And later, if you want the girl you’ve been dancing with for the past 20 minutes to see you, then it’s easy just to unzip, pull the hood down and engage. Perfect….assuming you are mildly attractive. |
| Where’s best to keep your wallet? |
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Morphs travel light but money makes the world go round and a phone is useful if you lose all your mates while dressed in an all-in-1 lycra ensemble. We’ve seen loads of options for getting your valuables around, the most popular is having some cash in your shoe and your phone in a sock. Alternatively some morphs prefer a stylish bum-bag available on www.morphsuits.com |
| What to say when people want to get their photo taken with you? |
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Generally ‘Yes’. You will be the centre of attention. Enjoy it. But we’ve often enjoyed bartering.. A photo for a drink, a kiss, a dance, a kebab…an ashtray. Just some of the booty we’ve collected over the years.. |
| How can you see out of them? |
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When we first designed Morphsuits they were difficult to see where you were going, which was a bit problematic on the dancefloor. Since then, we’ve redesigned the suit, so you can see out, but people can’t see in. You’ll be able to see out well enough to enjoy a stag weekend, ambassador’s reception or leisurely stroll to pick up the papers. Some people (crazy fools) have even tried to play competitive sport in their Morphsuits. |
| What do I wear under a morphsuit? |
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A pair of tight pants. Baggy boxers just make you look like you’ve got a lumpy arse. |
| What can I wear a Morphsuit to? |
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There is no limit to what you can do in a Morphsuit, that’s what is so great about them. Sports events, stag & bucks parties, last days of school, charity events, a normal night out even just a walk to the shops. There is hardly a fancy dress theme which you can’t dominate, some of the best we have seen are the Silver Surfer, 20 lads supporting Liverpool in Red Morphsuits and Banana Man. And where ever you go, what ever you do, remember to send your best pics to photos@morphsuits.com (or put them on the Facebook Page) and we’ll put them on the site to share with the world!! |
| Can you really drink through it? |
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Yep, easy – the Morpshuit is thin, totally breathable and will let you pour your drink (water we presume) straight through it! But it is not so great when liquids go the other way, so go easy on the on the Lambrinis! |
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