USA Morphsuit

USA! USA! That's all you will have to chant at people of other nations to make yourself popular once you're in one of our USA Morphsuits.

Get ready to tell the world how much you love the stars and stripes, mom's apple pie and your right to bear arms because this will turn you into such a patriot you'll make Abe Lincoln look like a Constitution-burning liberal.

Our America Morphsuit features double stitching all the way around the inside of the suit to ensure durability, and two zips make de-morphing quick and easy. Plus the Spandex means a better fit – be warned that fakes are baggy and saggy. A great outfit for Halloween, a World Cup sports event, sporting events or just selling sub-prime mortgages to poor folk.